The first-ever flatulence competition in India went down on Sunday.And it was a bust.
Even though 60 people registered to show off their, quote, "longest, loudest, and most musical" flatulence, only 20 of them showed up.And only three of THEM wound up being brave enough to get on stage.
And none of those three people were able to break wind under pressure.
So the organizer didn't wind up giving the three trophies to ANYONE. See.. even India won't give you trophies just because! Get with the program USA!