The cops in Alabama raided two drug dealers' place on Monday and found one of them had a pet ATTACK SQUIRREL . . . and he kept it aggressive by feeding it meth. The guys were arrested on several charges, and the squirrel was released into the wild.
THAT'S RIGHT! ALABAMA BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A TWEAKER SQUIRREL! IT MIGHT STEAL YOUR CAR STEREO AND TRY TO CLUCK IT AT THE LOCAL PAWN SHOP TRYING TO GET MONEY FOR HIS NEXT BUMP!