40-year-old guy named Brian Couture in Forest Grove, Oregon.And back in March, he called 911 to report that someone had broken into his house fought with him and stole the $700 his daughter made selling Girl Scout Cookies
When the cops got there, the house was trashed and Brian was a bloody mess.They took him to the hospital and searched for the burglar . . . but couldn't find anyone.
And eventually, Brian confessed what REALLY happened.It turns out HE'D stolen his daughter's cookie money to pay for.. an EROTIC MASSAGE.
Then he staged the break-in and, I guess, beat himself up.