Might be the Lamest Attempt to Arrest a Shoplifter Ever Seen

Two plainclothes "loss prevention officers" in Chattanooga, Tennessee . . . one male and one female . . . were filmed completely bungling their attempt to handcuff a female shoplifter.  She keeps wriggling away, and even gets the guy in a headlock.

She eventually breaks free and takes off running into the mall . . . and was arrested later.