OH F NO WILL I HOLD THAT MELON FOR YOU WHILE YOU CHOP AWAY!
A guy in India broke a Guinness record by having 49 watermelons sliced in half on his stomach in a minute. The previous record was 48. He laid on a bench while a guy with a 30-inch Samurai sword sliced one after another.
A crew on the side kept the new ones coming. Each watermelon had to be cleanly cut in half or it didn't count.