A guy was at the gym in western Germany on Friday & grabbed one of those weight plates you put on a barbell and tried to have sex with it.
And, of course, his junk got stuck.
Firefighters came to help, but they couldn't wriggle him out so they had to saw the weight off. And it took them THREE HOURS of sawing to finally get him free.
Luckily for the guy, it was a small five-pound plate if it had been one of those 45-pound plates, it might've taken DAYS.
As far as we know, the guy is doing okay.